News Of Reno Wildfires Force Thousands To Text Reno Residents To Check On Them

by Scoop Turdington | Sep 4, 2026 | National, Top Story 1

North Las Vegas Man Scores Major Legal Victory as Jaywalking Charge Dropped

by Scoop Turdington | Sep 4, 2026 | Breaking, Local

Millions of MAGA Voters Will Infest Country Later this Fall

by Scoop Turdington | Jun 19, 2024 | Breaking, National, Top Story 2

Millions of MAGA Idiots are expected to swarm across the USA late this fall to...

Dems and GOP Come Together to Celebrate Big Fundraising Opportunity

by Scoop Turdington | May 31, 2024 | National, Top Story 1

US Office of Weights and Measures Elevates Shit Show above Dumpster Fire

by Scoop Turdington | May 22, 2024 | National

In a surprising move, the U.S. Office of Weights and Measures has officially...

FBI Announces Missing Marine Biologist Was A Soviet Spy

by Scoop Turdington | May 6, 2024 | National, Top Story 2

After nearly 40 years, the mystery surrounding the disappearance of Dr....

Big Business Corporation Honors Lazy Fuck-Offs With Special Day

by Scoop Turdington | Apr 27, 2024 | Business

The Vegas Business Corporation goes all out to celebrate Lazy Fuck-Off Day,...

New LA to LV Bullet Train To Stop At Barstow In-N-Out Burger

by Scoop Turdington | Apr 23, 2024 | Local, Top Story 3

The In-N-Out Burger in Barstow, CA, announces plans for a drive-through...

Breaking News – Boring Company Accidentally Tunnels Into Hell

by Scoop Turdington | Apr 12, 2024 | Lifestyle, National

**BREAKING NEWS: Boring Company Tunnel Accidentally Connects to Hell in Las...

Unknown LV Pro Lacrosse Team Surprised There Is An Unknown LV Pro Volleyball Team

by Scoop Turdington | Apr 5, 2024 | Sports

In a stunning discovery, the Las Vegas Desert Dogs, a professional lacrosse...