Millions of MAGA Voters Will Infest Country Later this Fall

Millions of MAGA Idiots are expected to swarm across the USA late this fall to vote, creating a natural spectacle that occurs only once every 4 years. Scientist expect between 74 and 75 million idiots will converge to vote in numbers never seen before. These periodical voters, belonging to Brood MAGA, will emerge from the ground in vast numbers, covering trees, shrubs, and even buildings. Their deafening mating calls will fill the air, signaling their presence. The phenomenon, which typically spans several weeks, will peak on November 5th. The infestation will affect most areas of the nation, but will be less noticed in large cities and on the west coast.. While a nuisance to many, scientists view the event as a remarkable display of nature’s cycles, providing valuable insights into how idiots can do things without any clear thought or deliberations.

MAGA swarms will be more concentrated in areas marked red on the map.

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