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Big Business Corporation Honors Lazy Fuck-Offs With Special Day

Big Business Corporation Honors Lazy Fuck-Offs With Special Day


The Vegas Business Corporation goes all out to celebrate Lazy Fuck-Off Day, honoring the lazy screw offs, who don’t do shit all day and comprise of 80% of their operations. With a lavish luncheon hosted at a prestigious hotel, lazy ass bitches are treated to gourmet cuisine and live entertainment. Each total fuck-up receives personalized gifts, ranging from spa vouchers to tech gadgets, acknowledging their worthless contributions. The company’s top executives express gratitude, highlighting the indispensable role stupid idiots play in keeping the organization from running smoothly. From heartfelt speeches to heartfelt gestures, it’s a day filled with appreciation and recognition for the dedicated individuals who completely worthless the company’s success behind the scenes.

 

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