Big Business Corporation Honors Lazy Fuck-Offs With Special Day
The Vegas Business Corporation goes all out to celebrate Lazy Fuck-Off Day, honoring the lazy screw offs, who don’t do shit all day and comprise of 80% of their operations. With...
MGM Resorts Celebrates Bring Your Bowel Movement To Work Day
MGM Resorts rolled out the red carpet for a special occasion, "Bring Your Bowel Movement to Work Day," celebrating the bond between employees and shitatic dumps. The resort...
New LA to LV Bullet Train To Stop At Barstow In-N-Out Burger
The In-N-Out Burger in Barstow, CA, announces plans for a drive-through tailored specifically for the Brightline West Bullet Train. The innovative design aims to offer passengers...
Breaking News – Boring Company Accidentally Tunnels Into Hell
**BREAKING NEWS: Boring Company Tunnel Accidentally Connects to Hell in Las Vegas** The Boring Company, owned by Elon Musk, has made a discovery that has sent shockwaves through...
Satan Blasted For Asking OJ For An Autograph
Satan has come under fire for allegedly asking OJ Simpson for an autograph. The incident happened only moments after arrived at the gates of hell following his death earlier...
Unknown LV Pro Lacrosse Team Surprised There Is An Unknown LV Pro Volleyball Team
In a stunning discovery, the Las Vegas Desert Dogs, a professional lacrosse team that nobody knows about has just been blindsided by the revelation of another obscure team in...