North Las Vegas has surprised many with a proposal: a name change to “Gus.” Spearheaded by Mayor Pamela Goynes-Brown, the initiative aims to redefine the city’s identity, distancing it from its reputation and image. “Gus represents growth, innovation, and inclusivity,” Mayor Goynes-Brown declared. The move signifies North Las Vegas’s desire to assert its independence, no longer wishing to be associated with its renowned neighbor, Las Vegas. While some applaud the progressive step, others question its economic impact and historical significance and stupidity.. Critics fear confusion among tourists and logistical hurdles. Yet, proponents remain resolute, viewing it as a chance to reshape North Las Vegas/Gus into a dynamic, autonomous destination. In a related story, there is some talk now of Las Vegas considering a name change to “South Gus.” Stay tuned citizens,
Millions of MAGA Voters Will Infest Country Later this Fall
Millions of MAGA Idiots are expected to swarm across the USA late this fall to vote, creating a natural spectacle that occurs only once every 4 years. Scientist expect between 74 and 75 million idiots will converge to vote in numbers never seen before. These...
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