Millions of MAGA Voters Will Infest Country Later this Fall
Millions of MAGA Idiots are expected to swarm across the USA late this fall to vote, creating a natural spectacle that occurs only once every 4 years. Scientist expect between 74...
Mass Shooting Industry Praises Supreme Court Decision
In a landmark ruling that has sent shockwaves through the mass killing world, the US Supreme Court has struck down the reasonable Trump-era regulation against bump stocks, much...
HOA Issues Rule Stating That Screams Of Torture Victims Must End By 10:00PM
In a controversial move, the Vegas Green Desert Homeowners Association (HOA) issued a new rule mandating that any audible screams, presumed to be from torture victims, must cease...
Dems and GOP Come Together to Celebrate Big Fundraising Opportunity
In a historic twist, Democrats and Republicans put aside any animosity for each other and joined arms as the Trump verdicts spurred unexpected fundraising opportunities. At a...
MAGA Republicans Cite the Rising Cost of Kool-Aid As Primary Inflation Indicator
MAGA Republicans have highlighted the increasing cost of Kool-Aid as a primary indicator of inflation, emphasizing its impact on everyday Republicans. At a recent rally,...
US Office of Weights and Measures Elevates Shit Show above Dumpster Fire
In a surprising move, the U.S. Office of Weights and Measures has officially updated its scale of chaotic events. "Shit Show" has now switched places with "Dumpster Fire,"...