In a surprising move, the U.S. Office of Weights and Measures has officially updated its scale of chaotic events. “Shit Show” has now switched places with “Dumpster Fire,” reflecting a shift in public perception and usage. This change means that a “Dumpster Fire” is now considered more chaotic than a “Shit Show,” though both remain significant indicators of disarray. Notably, “Cluster Fuck” retains its top spot as the ultimate descriptor of utter chaos. This updated scale aims to provide a more accurate representation of the levels of disorder commonly referenced in everyday language.
Millions of MAGA Voters Will Infest Country Later this Fall
Millions of MAGA Idiots are expected to swarm across the USA late this fall to vote, creating a natural spectacle that occurs only once every 4 years. Scientist expect between 74 and 75 million idiots will converge to vote in numbers never seen before. These...
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