![Millions of MAGA Voters Will Infest Country Later this Fall](https://702post.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/maga-lazy-jpg.webp)
Millions of MAGA Voters Will Infest Country Later this Fall
Millions of MAGA Idiots are expected to swarm across the USA late this fall to vote, creating a natural spectacle that occurs only once every 4 years. Scientist expect between 74...
![Mass Shooting Industry Praises Supreme Court Decision](https://702post.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/Mass-Murderers1-808x675.png)
Mass Shooting Industry Praises Supreme Court Decision
In a landmark ruling that has sent shockwaves through the mass killing world, the US Supreme Court has struck down the reasonable Trump-era regulation against bump stocks, much...
![HOA Issues Rule Stating That Screams Of Torture Victims Must End By 10:00PM](https://702post.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/desert-hoa-jpg.webp)
HOA Issues Rule Stating That Screams Of Torture Victims Must End By 10:00PM
In a controversial move, the Vegas Green Desert Homeowners Association (HOA) issued a new rule mandating that any audible screams, presumed to be from torture victims, must cease...
![Dems and GOP Come Together to Celebrate Big Fundraising Opportunity](https://702post.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/demgop-jpg.webp)
Dems and GOP Come Together to Celebrate Big Fundraising Opportunity
In a historic twist, Democrats and Republicans put aside any animosity for each other and joined arms as the Trump verdicts spurred unexpected fundraising opportunities. At a...
![MAGA Republicans Cite the Rising Cost of Kool-Aid As Primary Inflation Indicator](https://702post.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/KOOLAID.png)
MAGA Republicans Cite the Rising Cost of Kool-Aid As Primary Inflation Indicator
MAGA Republicans have highlighted the increasing cost of Kool-Aid as a primary indicator of inflation, emphasizing its impact on everyday Republicans. At a recent rally,...
![US Office of Weights and Measures Elevates Shit Show above Dumpster Fire](https://702post.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/shitshow.png)
US Office of Weights and Measures Elevates Shit Show above Dumpster Fire
In a surprising move, the U.S. Office of Weights and Measures has officially updated its scale of chaotic events. "Shit Show" has now switched places with "Dumpster Fire,"...