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FBI Announces Missing Marine Biologist Was A Soviet Spy
After nearly 40 years, the mystery surrounding the disappearance of Dr. Gillian Taylor, the esteemed marine biologist and co-director of the Cetacean Institute, has become...
Mystic Dan Ashamed of Christian MAGA Beliefs
After clinching victory in the Kentucky Derby, Mystic Dan grapples with a profound internal conflict. Despite basking in the glory of his triumph, he's unable to revel in the...
William Karlsson Outlines Golden Knights Strategy to Win Playoffs
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Student Spends 30 Seconds Reviewing Tik Tok Ban Article Before Moving on to Another Topic
College student Declan Rodriguez skimmed the first few words of an article detailing the complex issues of the recent legislation regarding the sale or banning of TikTok before...
Man Joins Campus Protest With Hopes to Get Laid
Yesterday, a part-time student joined a campus protest with the hope that it might make inroads with Shelly and ultimately lead to getting her into bed. "When Shelly told me she...
UNLV Campus Protestors Taking a Break At Roberto’s Taco Shop
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