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Yesterday, a part-time student joined a campus protest with the hope that it might make inroads with Shelly and ultimately lead to getting her into bed. “When Shelly told me she was going to protest something about the Middle East or something, I thought she’d be impressed that I would join the cause,” said Alex, a sixth-year junior. “If not Shelly, there’ll be tons of protest chicks to hook up with.”
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Hans Riverrport is originally from the Netherlands but strangely speaks with a British accent. Suave and sophisticated, Hans can often be found on a polo ground or Formula 1 racetrack. Hans got his interest in journalism came about as a result of with his love of photography and discoteques. His lifelong nickname is "Twead"
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