Breaking News – Holy Spirit Departs Holy Trinity
In a shocking turn of events, the Divine Trinity, The Father, The Son and the Holy Spirit, that once captivated believers around the world is now facing a major upheaval. The...
BUSINESS BRIEF – Spirit Airlines Will Not Charge For Oxygen
Spirit Airlines announced today that they will not be implementing charges for oxygen onboard their flights, citing passenger safety as a paramount concern. The surprising...
BREAKING: Fontainbleu Suffers Wynn Resorts Drone Attack
In a horrifying turn of events, the recently opened Fontainbleu Resort has come under a relentless drone assault by Wynn Resorts. Witnesses report a sudden onslaught of unmanned...
Teacher Appreciated By Administration
Vegas Valley Elementary School's Teacher Appreciation week took a typical turn when Mrs. Emily Tully, a beloved third-grade teacher, received her token of gratitude from the...
LV Lights Could Win a Game
Despite facing initial setbacks with losses in their first two matches, the Las Vegas Lights remain undeterred in their conviction that they could win a game this season. The...
Breaking News: Vegas Golden Knights and Boston Bruins Swap Entire Teams in Blockbuster Trade
BREAKING NEWS: Vegas Golden Knights and Boston Bruins Swap Entire Teams in Blockbuster Trade In a shocking move that has sent seismic waves through the hockey world, the Vegas...