In a surprising move, the U.S. Office of Weights and Measures has officially updated its scale of chaotic events. “Shit Show” has now switched places with “Dumpster Fire,” reflecting a shift in public perception and usage. This change means that a “Dumpster Fire” is now considered more chaotic than a “Shit Show,” though both remain significant indicators of disarray. Notably, “Cluster Fuck” retains its top spot as the ultimate descriptor of utter chaos. This updated scale aims to provide a more accurate representation of the levels of disorder commonly referenced in everyday language.