Big Business Corporation Honors Lazy Fuck-Offs With Special Day
The Vegas Business Corporation goes all out to celebrate Lazy Fuck-Off Day,...
MGM Resorts Celebrates Bring Your Bowel Movement To Work Day
MGM Resorts rolled out the red carpet for a special occasion, "Bring Your...
New LA to LV Bullet Train To Stop At Barstow In-N-Out Burger
The In-N-Out Burger in Barstow, CA, announces plans for a drive-through...
Breaking News – Boring Company Accidentally Tunnels Into Hell
**BREAKING NEWS: Boring Company Tunnel Accidentally Connects to Hell in Las...
Satan Blasted For Asking OJ For An Autograph
Satan has come under fire for allegedly asking OJ Simpson for an autograph....
Unknown LV Pro Lacrosse Team Surprised There Is An Unknown LV Pro Volleyball Team
In a stunning discovery, the Las Vegas Desert Dogs, a professional lacrosse...
Rio Hotel Secretly Wishes It Was The Hotel That Was Closing Down
With the recent closing of the iconic Tropicana Hotel, the Rio Hotel in Las...
North Las Vegas Proposes Name Change To Gus
North Las Vegas has surprised many with a proposal: a name change to "Gus."...
Loud Argument At Taco Bell Prompts UNLV Into Lock Down
A heated argument erupted at a local Taco Bell near Decatur and Alta,...
Alabama Late Surge inspired By Coach’s Promise of Pizza Party
Alabama Late Surge Inspired by Coaches Promise of Pizza Party At a timeout...
Trump To Sell Monuments Of The Four Commandments
Former President Donald Trump's plan to sell monuments depicting the Four...
UNLV Basketball Season Ends, And Everyone Is A Winner
In a heartwarming display of inclusivity and sportsmanship, the UNLV...