Millions of MAGA Idiots are expected to swarm across the USA late this fall to...
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Mass Shooting Industry Praises Supreme Court Decision
In a landmark ruling that has sent shockwaves through the mass killing world,...
Dems and GOP Come Together to Celebrate Big Fundraising Opportunity
In a historic twist, Democrats and Republicans put aside any animosity for...
MAGA Republicans Cite the Rising Cost of Kool-Aid As Primary Inflation Indicator
MAGA Republicans have highlighted the increasing cost of Kool-Aid as a primary...
US Office of Weights and Measures Elevates Shit Show above Dumpster Fire
In a surprising move, the U.S. Office of Weights and Measures has officially...
FBI Announces Missing Marine Biologist Was A Soviet Spy
After nearly 40 years, the mystery surrounding the disappearance of Dr....
Student Spends 30 Seconds Reviewing Tik Tok Ban Article Before Moving on to Another Topic
College student Declan Rodriguez skimmed the first few words of an article...
Man Joins Campus Protest With Hopes to Get Laid
Yesterday, a part-time student joined a campus protest with the hope that it...
Breaking News – Boring Company Accidentally Tunnels Into Hell
**BREAKING NEWS: Boring Company Tunnel Accidentally Connects to Hell in Las...
Satan Blasted For Asking OJ For An Autograph
Satan has come under fire for allegedly asking OJ Simpson for an autograph....