Millions of MAGA Voters Will Infest Country Later this Fall
Millions of MAGA Idiots are expected to swarm across the USA late this fall to...
Mass Shooting Industry Praises Supreme Court Decision
In a landmark ruling that has sent shockwaves through the mass killing world,...
HOA Issues Rule Stating That Screams Of Torture Victims Must End By 10:00PM
In a controversial move, the Vegas Green Desert Homeowners Association (HOA)...
Dems and GOP Come Together to Celebrate Big Fundraising Opportunity
In a historic twist, Democrats and Republicans put aside any animosity for...
MAGA Republicans Cite the Rising Cost of Kool-Aid As Primary Inflation Indicator
MAGA Republicans have highlighted the increasing cost of Kool-Aid as a primary...
US Office of Weights and Measures Elevates Shit Show above Dumpster Fire
In a surprising move, the U.S. Office of Weights and Measures has officially...
FBI Announces Missing Marine Biologist Was A Soviet Spy
After nearly 40 years, the mystery surrounding the disappearance of Dr....
Mystic Dan Ashamed of Christian MAGA Beliefs
After clinching victory in the Kentucky Derby, Mystic Dan grapples with a...
William Karlsson Outlines Golden Knights Strategy to Win Playoffs
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Student Spends 30 Seconds Reviewing Tik Tok Ban Article Before Moving on to Another Topic
College student Declan Rodriguez skimmed the first few words of an article...
Man Joins Campus Protest With Hopes to Get Laid
Yesterday, a part-time student joined a campus protest with the hope that it...
UNLV Campus Protestors Taking a Break At Roberto’s Taco Shop
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