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MGM Resorts Celebrates Bring Your Bowel Movement To Work Day
MGM Resorts rolled out the red carpet for a special occasion, "Bring Your Bowel Movement to Work Day," celebrating the bond between employees and shitatic dumps. The resort transformed into a playground of imagination and exploration, with contest for the biggest, the...
BUSINESS BRIEF – Spirit Airlines Will Not Charge For Oxygen
Spirit Airlines announced today that they will not be implementing charges for oxygen onboard their flights, citing passenger safety as a paramount concern. The surprising decision comes amidst growing speculation after rumors circulated about potential fees for...
LOCAL
High Winds Blamed for Vegas Golden Knights’ 6-2 Loss to Sabres
High Winds Blamed for Vegas Golden Knights' 6-2 Loss to Sabres In an unexpected turn of events, the Vegas Golden Knights suffered a devastating 6-2 loss to the Buffalo Sabres...
No Arrests for Las Vegas Raiders Today
No Arrests for Las Vegas Raiders Today: Team Maintains Clean Record In an amazing turn of events, the Las Vegas Raiders have made headlines today for all the right reasons....
Local Magician Makes His Audience Disappear
The newest magician to try and make in on the strip, the renowned Las Vegas magician, The Great Abra Cadabra, was left mystified by his uncanny bad performance. Famed for his...
NATIONAL
Breaking News – Boring Company Accidentally Tunnels Into Hell
**BREAKING NEWS: Boring Company Tunnel Accidentally Connects to Hell in Las Vegas** The Boring Company, owned by Elon Musk, has made a discovery that has sent shockwaves through the city of Las Vegas and the world. While excavating a tunnel beneath the city as part of...
Satan Blasted For Asking OJ For An Autograph
Satan has come under fire for allegedly asking OJ Simpson for an autograph. The incident happened only moments after arrived at the gates of hell following his death earlier today. The controversial incident has sparked widespread criticism and debate, with many...
Trump To Sell Monuments Of The Four Commandments
Former President Donald Trump's plan to sell monuments depicting the Four Commandments has sparked controversy, particularly due to its deviation from the traditional Ten Commandments revered by many religious communities. While the Four Commandments, often associated...
Breaking News – Holy Spirit Departs Holy Trinity
In a shocking turn of events, the Divine Trinity, The Father, The Son and the Holy Spirit, that once captivated believers around the world is now facing a major upheaval. The Holy Spirit, feeling overshadowed by the limelight constantly directed towards the other...
SPORTS
No Arrests for Las Vegas Raiders Today
No Arrests for Las Vegas Raiders Today: Team Maintains Clean Record In an amazing turn of events, the Las Vegas Raiders have made headlines today for all the right reasons....
University of Nevada – Las Vegas Unveils 2024 Football Schedule: Facing Off Against Nation’s Best
University of Nevada-Las Vegas Unveils 2024 Football Schedule: Facing Off Against Nation's Best In a groundbreaking announcement, the University of Nevada Las Vegas football...
